Wednesday, April 30, 2008
We call it the HASSY BERSDAY. HASSY BERSDAY is this new imaginary holiday that Miss KQ invented in her head. Basically it entails her asking me (everyday) "Presents? Kendall's Hassy Bersday"---then at dinner, when she is eating her chicken and veggies and drinking her sicky cup (that's what we call it), she picks up her plate and starts swaying it back and forth and sings "Hassy Bersday to Me, Hassy Bersday to Me, Hassy Bersday dear Kendall, Hassy Bersday to me" Big news on the home front: Josh discovered Mason this morning standing up in his crib. Time to lower the mattress. Happy May Day!!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Mason informed us this week that he plans to become a member of Hell's Angels.
It was so wierd, the house was perfectly clean and in 10 minutes, some strange, tornado-like thing went through the room and destroyed the house. Come to find out, insurance does not cover such accidents.
Monday, April 7, 2008
You know you are old, when music groups/tv shows and etc.....are getting back together or being remade. George Michael and NKOTB are going on tour. AND "Beverly Hills 90210" is being remade. Sadly, the tickets for George Michael start at $154....you would have to be on crack to pay that.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Men Create More Housework for Women Quoted from the article: Having a husband creates an extra seven hours of housework each week for women, according to a new study. For men, tying the knot saves an hour of weekly chores. He points out individual differences among households exist. But in general, marriage means more housework for women and less for men. "And the situation gets worse for women when they have children," Stafford said.
1)I am pirating Bink's blog by saying that I would go back to school indefinitely. 2)I would help provide funds to the "microcredit" organizations, such as Pro Mujer. 3)I would hire a massage therapist to come give me back rubs. 4)I would buy a knarly mountain bike. 5)I would ask U2, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Jimmy Buffett and Jack Johnson if I could go on tour with them. I would also ask Celine Dion...... (got ya.) 6)To all the people in our lives that help us out all the time (Kristy, George, Em/Scott, Patty/Carl, Todd)--I would offer you some sort of karma-type payment/gift, for all your goodness. 7)I would open a taco shop/burrito palace out by our house and it would be called Karma Tacos and it would use only fresh ingredients, recycled products and it would have to have really good tortilla chips. OH, and 99cent margaritas. 8)I would also open a sushi bar up--maybe inside my house--so that I could eat it every day.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Here are some recent photos/vidoes of the Poop Monsters.
Kendall plans to go on Project Runway and design clothes. Here she has fashioned a new way to wear the standard old bathing suit. The leg holes provide a nice breeze.
The future Miss Carly Simon, Fiona Apple, Jewel.....
Mason and his balloon....
And while your at it, if you like Jack Johnson, his female equivalent is Tristan Prettyman (former surfer as well.)