2)In my former past, I had something to do with bridges. Built them, designed them, who knows.
That would be my belt wrapped around the monkey--twice. No more organic food for her--she is going on a strict diet of peanut butter and Twinkies. Gotta put some fat on that kid.
This was the reason digital cameras was invented. You can take 48 pictures and still none of them has either child smiling and looking at the camera.
My hunt for the red bellied infant.
Why didn't I think of that? Cute kid's shirts